caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

(Source: orelpuppington, via jakemalik)

therainbowjedi:

ismcrback:

in 30 years, when you’re an adult with a family and a job and a life, you’re going to have forgotten about mcr breaking up and have moved on. you will be driving in your car somewhere, and hear welcome to the black parade come on the radio and it will hit you again that mcR IS GONE AND YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE COMING BACK BUT IT’S BEEN 30 FUCKING YEARS AND THY’RE STILL NOT BACK

And then you crash your car

(via its-only-a-crime-if-i-get-caught)

bulls-in-the-bbc:

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

I’d also bang him though

(Source: crawl1ngbacktoyou, via its-only-a-crime-if-i-get-caught)

jakemalik:

i just want to eat macaroni and cheese and be happy why is that so difficult

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

(Source: kathrynknowles, via its-only-a-crime-if-i-get-caught)

david-tennants-ass:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

Shout out to John Winchester

(via its-only-a-crime-if-i-get-caught)

squidvincible:

muelin:

squidvincible:

muelin:

WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE

DO IT FOR AMERICA

DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.

AMERICA

PAPRIKAS.

(via its-only-a-crime-if-i-get-caught)